

Hat In The Midst Of Desolatio Hat In The Midst Of Desolation-The Ant StoryHat In The Midst Of Desolatio
On my way home, I saw two ants getting married. There was a little ant preacher, ant friends, little ant flower girls, and a little ant who stamped their marriage license. Then they went to the anthill and played party music. I covered the anthill with my hat, and they walked out with hands raised. I moved on. I saw an ant smoking a blunt. He had little cords coming out of his ears. Than he was shot in a drive by. In this way, I departed from known science and wrote my thesis on ant culture and our influence on their habits. I called it: The Seven Deadly Sins Run Ram


The Worms And The WhaleThe worms on the bottom of the ocean floor seemed to be red, which made me think. If worms could be the forbidden color, why not other things? I saw this, and it made me think: why forbidden in the first place? Why was red, of all things, forbidden? Than I saw it. The color whale! A remnant from an ancient civilization, it told me, AwoooooooOOOOOOOOOOga. And I listened! That's how I got to be where I am today.The Worms And The Whale
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"The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it."
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"You are invited (cordially) to a Turnip Cordial"
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"You are invited (cordially) to a Turnip Cordial"
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"Holy jumpstart, Max! Dr. X was hiding your cookies here all along!"
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"Holy jumpstart, Max! Dr. X was hiding your cookies here all along!"
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Sin after sin I have endured; but the scars I bare, are the wounds of love.
It was awesome!
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"You are invited (cordially) to a Turnip Cordial"
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